Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
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Joined Nov 2022
once again reminding everyone of the time @aescling cooked chickpeas at 5 in the morning in my apartment and she burned them so badly the smell woke me up
farm fresh tomatoes :DDDDDDD
ulster county "I Voted" sticker
the boy has CLAWS owie
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Bumby the Loaf
NIGHTMARE levels of humidity today
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wasp in my room 
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what do you mean it's already fuckin august
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Kimothee
Benndolyn
Gwenjamin
Lexavier
Stanielle
Pamuel
are also acceptable.
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Reject convention
Name your child Jimberly
Make everyone mad
Ladies and gentlemen the future is here. And it’s about a hundred feet above the Arby’s.
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Old man yells at Clod[sire] 
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
