Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
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Joined Nov 2022
i really don't understand why the C++ standards committee ever introduced the concept of the xvalue
sometimes i actually am good at programming 
i am normal and can be trusted not to put bugs in my code
The bug occurred because I tried to put "VII" and "VIII" in the array but I instead put "VII" and "VII" in the array and these duplicate values cased Bullshit to happen
I logged the array a gazillion times and never noticed there were two "VII"s in it because VII and VIII look similar already lmao
There was an extremely funny bug in my simulation code. I fixed it and now it gets the same result up to three decimal points when I run 10,000,000 trials
can some mutual double check my math?
Suppose you have a deck of cards with four suits numbered 1-14, and 22 trump cards, making 78 cards in total. Suppose you are dealt 15 cards and then given 1 additional card. What is the probability the additional card is has the same number of some other suited card in your hand?
the result is inconsistent with some brute force simulations I am doing in some code which is telling me that about 35.6% of the time the 16th card is a repeated suited card
My roommate nerd sniped me and now I am doing mathematics on the back of an envelope
sam altman, ai
I just learned about the fact that sam altman teased the release of GPT-5 by tweeting a picture of the death star
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: Indigenous Terror
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hi fedi! i’m selling stickers 
they are $3.50 each including domestic (US) postage.
the evil eyes sticker is 3.5” wide, the evil wins sticker is 3”. i drew the eyes sticker myself!
to give some context for the stickers: these are for paintball, but i liked the art so much i thought i would post them on here too! so if you want a soft-designed sticker, i’ve got some in stock!
payment is thru paypal/venmo/cashapp. dm me if interested!
@aescling and I seem to be going through about 2 gallons of water a day
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This stupid idiot wasp in my room is trying its hardest to escape and keeps slamming into the upper half of my open window instead of flying through the sizeable open portion below
Sherclod Holmes
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the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
