Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
Two coffees. Good, but not enough
farm fresh strawberries and rhubarb.... 🤤
gas is $4.30 usd a gallon 
why are undergrads in compsci so obsessed with switch statements
Sherclod Holmes
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Sherclod Holmes
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Me: Aw look you can see their different tails and different ears let me get a photo
Ten seconds later: NO STOP FIGHTING
new charli xcx!!!!
pretty sure i sprained my ankle
I am going to cat sit a neighbor's cat for two weeks next month so I hope y'all are ready for my deluge of cat photos
are floppy discs soft drives
Sherclod Holmes
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Sherclod Holmes
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He's discovered he can get in through the back of my desk, then if he baps the door it makes a super annoying noise.
hot take
balatro is good, imo
so it turns out that exercising while drunk is unpleasant, actually
pickled onions 😋
Are people who like frogs scalies?
one of the cool things about being an adult is that i can want some pickled onions and then just go and make some
Sherclod Holmes
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the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
