Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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this little angel is twelve years old, everyone say happy birthday to the most beautiful girl in the world 🎁🎈👑🎂🐈⬛
I have successfully benchmarked my stardew math code but I also somehow broke it in the process
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my toxic trait is that i dont hoard jade for the skull caverns i just rawdog that shit every time
hating lewis and pierre from stardew valley is praxis
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ConcernedApe let us date Marnie, she deserves better than Lewis
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Assigned Furry At Birth
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I have listened to a lot of hyperpop and I can say with 100% confidence that I have no idea what hyperpop is
you guys might not believe this but danny brown collaborated with charli xcx once
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i can do anything i put my mind to when i'm procrastinating
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another windows Mysterious Phantom Restart
I remember when I first played Balatro and unlocked Hanging Chad and saw the description, and my immediate reaction was "wow that sounds like a horrible card no thanks"
you gonna need it
you gonna neeeeed it
you gonna need it
you gonna neeeeed it
you gonna need some GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE
the next knives out film should have muppets in it
Sherclod Holmes
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the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
