Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
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Joined Nov 2022
another windows Mysterious Phantom Restart
I remember when I first played Balatro and unlocked Hanging Chad and saw the description, and my immediate reaction was "wow that sounds like a horrible card no thanks"
you gonna need it
you gonna neeeeed it
you gonna need it
you gonna neeeeed it
you gonna need some GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE
the next knives out film should have muppets in it
Sherclod Holmes
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I have listened to a lot of hyperpop and I can say with 100% confidence that I have no idea what hyperpop is
Sherclod Holmes
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@wallhackio @The_T @aescling Barely tea? Brew it a little stronger next time!!
a lot of y'all need to start drinking herbal teas
Sherclod Holmes
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the one exception to "not ordered" is Mail-in Rebate, which I currently believe to be the top 1 joker
I'm happy I got completionist++ because the dev is probably going to completely rework blue stake so there was a limited amount of time to do it before gold stake changes forever
@amy anyway balatro fucking sucks because I still don't have the achievement somehow, 0/10
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Today I woke up with a title and opening line for a short story so I think I will write that :3
shouts outs to that one time @amy asked me if would ever get completionist++ and i told her "fuck no"
Sherclod Holmes
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the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
