Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
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"you will feel better after you shower" vs. "oh god i dont have the energy to do this"
how the hell did i only learn just now that danny brown once collaborated with charli xcx
They're putting the final episode of The Amazing Digital Circus in theaters???
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@coriander the pen lesbians got em
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oops i did more stardew math and now its 3am
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the thing about bufo is he is widely beloved
how the fuck did i only just learn that danny brown once collaborated with charli xcx
just made a hot ass tea
so it ends up that the number of ancient fruit plants you have on your farm at the end of the week after planting a single seed on your farm creates the sequence
1, 1, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 10, 14, 19, 26. 36. 50, 69, 95, ......
which is an officially recognized sequence of numbers in the online encyclopedia of number sequences: https://oeis.org/A003269
i dont know if this really means anything
suddenly in the mood for something spicy
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you only voted for trump because you like fascismslop
I should have a second coffee ☕ 
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@coriander my ways are a mystery even unto myself
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
