Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
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i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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A family of 6 just entered the same elevator as me and now my social battery for the day has been drained
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Wow, I trimmed my beard this morning and, I think this is real hurtful, Tilly didn't say one thing!
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Sentient fried chicken living in my home
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She wants to be taken seriously —- but look at her toes.
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@sidd_harth0_5h4h Olive is in the couch right now and is too busy to respond at the moment
just wanted everyone to see this block of rice that looks like a cheese wheel
the stardew valley winter music is peak art
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oh I forgot to mention this but my paper was fully accepted a few days ago
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What's worse 
players?
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the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
