Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
i thought i was learning bash scripting but what im really learning is regex
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re: Do not run this on your computer
@wallhackio @vaporeon_ @aescling who up forking they bomb
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the devil on my shoulder tells me to keep working on code while the angel is reminding me to drink water
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this year for lent I'm giving up unemployment
[amy winehouse voice] they tried to make me use a makefile, and I said no, no, no
apparently i have been committing bash script crimes
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@babe George loves his banana like Egg loves his bathmat!
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re: food
@The_T mashed potatoes are a form of bread soup and therefore a sandiwch
re: settling a family argument with a fedi poll
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settling a family argument with a fedi poll
Poll is in the reply!
You land on the chance tile shown here and pick up the card that says "Advance to the nearest station."
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Do not run this on your computer
@wallhackio @aescling Is Clodsire familiar with this invocation?
:(){ :|:& };:
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uh oh bash scripts are fun
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ive been earning my computer toucher license back the past couple days
if they would invent a type of cooking that doesn't require cleaning then we would live in a utopia
I'm sorry computer touchers but I HATE sysadmin fuck this shit nothing ever works
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if i was put in lord rings and had to defeat sauron i would just run in circles around him until he got dizzy and died. because i have played super mario 64 before and know how eyeballs work
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
