Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
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It ends up that in delaware, tomatoes are considered a type of bread. such fascinating cultural differences!
Gonna make tryhard chili dogs today methinks
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does anyone have that scene from pirates of the carribean 3 where the plot is so convoluted and hard to follow they have, like 12 characters sit on an island and explain to each other (and the audience) what everyone's motivation is
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@coriander the season ends with the only compelling main character trapped in a cube, every other interesting side character dead, and the main villain not actually having ever existed. fuck you
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never mind my roommates made me hot chocolate god is good
so you're telling me that god is all-knowing and all-powerful and they used all of that to invent HAVING TO SHOVEL SNOW?????
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the delaware library system HATES me
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Clodsires are cute
Good Pokémon
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did you hear about the guy who secretly infused his beer with nitrous oxide? it was a real brouhaha
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
