Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
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i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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Joined Nov 2022
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@wallhackio @monorail @vaporeon_ yeah cuz you can just get those things for free without leaving your home
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Review: The Isle in the Silver Sea by Tasha Suri
https://nullrouted.space/2026/01/17/review-the-isle-in-the-silver-sea-by-tasha-suri/
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Crazy how much better I got at balatro once I started playing pairs
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A Muppets Christmas Carol might have been the best movie I watched in 2025
ngl I forgot that vegetal was an actual word
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@wallhackio can not be killed in a way that matters
A Muppets Christmas Carol might have been the best movie I watched in 2025
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Two and a Half Angry Men
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I wonder how much larger Holly Glaceon needs to grow before she can pick up Gigantamax Eevee 
and hold him like longcat in the "longcat is long" meme
I love rage against the machine but it is really weird that Killing in the Name is in fortnite
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RE: https://urusai.social/@ami_angelwings/115901127707009289
Aight, I'm a licensed, certified, #hater. I be hating on shit. I could make 20 different posts each explaining why i don't fuck with the thing in question.
But I'm not that vain. Imma just make a list and if you, the reader, give a fuck about my opinion, you can ask why i don't fuck with a given item on this list and i will happily, calmly, politely explain. might even be humorous.
I think everything I'm about to talk about is inexplicably popular or acclaimed.
Frieren
Akira
Clair Obscure: Expedition 33
Celeste
Attack on Titan
Arcane
Ghost in the Shell
Jay-Z's the Blueprint
The entire Fate series
Bleach
Madoka Magica
Critical Role
The White Stripes' 7 Nation Army
Rick and Morty
Smiling Friends
Violet Evergarden
Solo Leveling
Fruits Basket
Friends (the TV show)
Undertale
EDIT:
I did, in fact, make way more than 20 posts explaining why I be hating on shit. People did, in fact, give a fuck about my opinions.
Wild.
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Her hearing is SO sensitive and she loves these toys so much
@coriander is super monkey ball a marble game
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@wallhackio I found a Caleb on Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caleb_UHD144
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
