Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
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Hey all,
I've been an iOS dev since 2010 and am looking for work. I've shipped dozens of apps over my career, of varying levels of size and scope.
Have quite a schmorgasboard of other skills too including writing mobile-supporting backends in java and python.
If your company is looking for someone with that skillset, or you're looking for someone to do freelance, consider giving me a holler!
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You will be happy to know that Graceful Spark is here.
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my husband is doing jumping exercises and says he is getting "better at jumping" but also says that it will be "a long time" before he can learn to double jump
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did you know? every time we touch, i get this feeling? and did you know? every time we kiss i swear i could fly?
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re: Message from Mr Mittens
@wallhackio I will share that with him but I think he already knows my account is his
I don't watch enough movies
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viviposting
vivi likes to play fetch with her mouse toy
but i think she doesn't quite get that in order for me to throw it again she needs to actually bring it back to me. so sometimes she brings it to like, the doorway of the bedroom and drops it there and sits there watching me
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I currently have this red bruise/scrape on the center of my forehead like Harry Potter's scar or something, and I'm thinking of telling people I got it intervening in a mugging.
gonna be like "I saw some teens wrestling an old lady's purse away, and I just felt compelled to jump in because I knew I could overpower the teens and the lady. and hey, free purse."
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Costco won't take Discover 
non vegetarian food
roasted pork tenderloin 🤤
my roommates and i are normal and can be trusted with 50 chocolate chip cookies
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@sidd_harth0_5h4h @velexiraptor combining pieces from multiple different model kits to augment an existing model or create something new
hades
the song that plays when I lose the hades fight with four death defies and flurry jab: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NQ20M-B7Z8
so many of friends have used c++. maybe that's why we're all traumatized
Sherclod Holmes
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the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
