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Yukon is helping me read

Here he is adjusting my glasses so I can see the page better

@wallhackio [INTENSE SUCTION BYSTANDERS CAN ONLY DESCRIBE LATER AS KIRBY-ESQUE]

sportsball 

are there more lions fans than cowboys fans in the stadium??

sportsball 

good start to the half lol

i am normal and can be trusted with 10 servings of homemade gumbo

sportsball 

interviewer: "you guys are the best offense in the league, what's going wrong?"

coach: "we're not actually that good"

bringing back my video game idea where the goal is to have penetrative sex (you're topping) but it's with qwop mechanics

Got some Indian food and the Lions are about to kick off

Not bad an evening

please select the option you idendify most strongly with

edit: oh my god i fixed a typo and it made the poll disappear. sorry everyone it was fun while it lasted

@aescling I have never and will never say anything but "pop"

Except if you're talking about grape soda, for some reason that's not pop

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A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.