Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
Sherclod Holmes
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sportsball
good start to the half lol
i am normal and can be trusted with 10 servings of homemade gumbo
sportsball
interviewer: "you guys are the best offense in the league, what's going wrong?"
coach: "we're not actually that good"
Sherclod Holmes
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bringing back my video game idea where the goal is to have penetrative sex (you're topping) but it's with qwop mechanics
sportsball
MONTY!!!
happy foxgirl friday everybody
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sportsball
is this a fucking joke
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Got some Indian food and the Lions are about to kick off
Not bad an evening
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@maple It should be goon, but what's a goon to a goblin?
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please select the option you idendify most strongly with
edit: oh my god i fixed a typo and it made the poll disappear. sorry everyone it was fun while it lasted
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@aescling I have never and will never say anything but "pop"
Except if you're talking about grape soda, for some reason that's not pop
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evil clodsire that uses LLM's would be called claudesire
my stupid fucking ass agreed to see if some furniture on the side of the road would look good in my room, forgetting that this would require that i carry said furniture up two flights of stairs
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the catwins are fighting
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What joy to be so loved by a cat that they snuggle next to you facing away
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i'll be the judge of that
It is absolutely disgusting as a society that we waste perfectly good cookie dough by turning it into cookies
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
