Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
This bread is not working
re: wednesday nyt crossword spoiler
also I had an answer that was BIAS and I genuinely sat there for five minutes like, "the fuck are B.I.A.s"?
wednesday nyt crossword spoiler
another day, another OREO
i just want everyone to know that i took a single game off @amy last night
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She has discovered the inside of the dryer recently and regularly meows at me until I pick her up and put her in there.
can all of my followers report @aescling until she plays smash with me please
the worst part about making art is that you have to suck ass at it first
about to make the shittiest homemade bread ever baked
Sherclod Holmes
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hi @monorail you have four minutes left to play today's wordle
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that's it I'm going back to the ocean. whale time
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the enemy of my enemy, of my enemy, of my enemy, of my enemy, of my enemy, of my enemy is Kevin Bacon
sportsball
the chiefs look good again i hate it here
Sherclod Holmes
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While you were studying the blade
I was studying blacksmithing.
I think uh...
We'd make a pretty good match, dontcha think?
👉🥺👈
ive never heard of wendys sauce i dont think that shit is real
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
