Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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Joined Nov 2022
No Internet! At the House
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<- OK Boomer
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I want hot dog
sportsball
people are calling the lions secondary the "Legion of Whom" lmaooooo
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@amy Running out of programming languages to say hello to you in, so here's something silly 
re: sportsball
i will refrain from discussing my opinions on our offense and simply take the win
sportsball
good win from detroit. we needed that
sportsball
horrible officiating tonight
sportsball
very frustating, ugly and weird game today
sportsball
questionable officiating but it helped my team so its fine
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sportsball
Wait the broncos had a 33 point comeback in the fourth quarter lmao???
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Type of guy who burns fucking pears??????
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@wallhackio @coriander @vaporeon_ and get defederated instantly
My toxic trait is that I like ketchup on my eggs
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
