Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family

oof my circadian rhythm is angry with me

there is a 95% chance that the most boring piece of shit football game you've ever seen will suddenly get interesting late in the fourth quarter

c++ is such a hack language

oh wait the score is tied im gonna watch again

@vaporeon_ 🫵 vaproeon

Imagine being up 17-3 and not looking dominant

boring game lmao

The Cardinals throw an interception, the Seahawks fumble it back on the return. But the replay demonstrates that the fumble clearly occurred after the Seahawks defender was down but the call on the field stands.

I love football lmao

It's an "eat spaghetti on the couch" kind of evening it seems

I think integration by parts is good, actually

its funny that the pasta box tells me that 1/8 of the box is a serving. you foolish box. you underestimate my greed

I've worked in retail, I know things happen sometimes, but this has gone beyond the great amount of patience I have for these things.

I am dealing with the worst customer service I have ever experienced in my entire life.

shout outs to the kiriko in overwatch quickplay that i matched up with three times in a row and we won all three games and they called me cute in chat, i hope life is treating you well kiriko player

how the actual hell does canned heart of palm taste like vienna sausage. it is a vegetable how does it taste like that

@aescling she didn't fucking favorite it either. unbelievable

Thinking about the time I asked @aescling to like one of my posts because it had 9 favorites and I really wanted 10 and she responded "only if I enjoy the post"