Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family

its funny that the pasta box tells me that 1/8 of the box is a serving. you foolish box. you underestimate my greed

I've worked in retail, I know things happen sometimes, but this has gone beyond the great amount of patience I have for these things.

I am dealing with the worst customer service I have ever experienced in my entire life.

shout outs to the kiriko in overwatch quickplay that i matched up with three times in a row and we won all three games and they called me cute in chat, i hope life is treating you well kiriko player

how the actual hell does canned heart of palm taste like vienna sausage. it is a vegetable how does it taste like that

@aescling she didn't fucking favorite it either. unbelievable

Thinking about the time I asked @aescling to like one of my posts because it had 9 favorites and I really wanted 10 and she responded "only if I enjoy the post"

The worst part is that, when my dad got covid, it was before my younger brother's high school graduation party. My dad had a brother who was sick and he knowingly spent the night before the party with this brother and then helped prepare food for the next morning.

Another family friend also showed up who unknowingly had covid. Obviously there was a covid breakout in our entire family.

My cousin who was a covid denier and also got covid has been having breathing problems for the past few years and can no longer perform karaoke, one of his favorite activities, something that has devastated him

Like, Chris Christie was a covid denier and then he went to the hospital for ten days and then walked it back. What more proof do you want? Are you so prideful that you would willingly sacrifice your own quality of life instead of challenging your conservative beliefs?

I wonder how my Dad, who got covid and then went to the hospital for 2 weeks and returned with oxygen and a wheelchair that he had to use for 6 months (eating became very difficult for him and sometimes he would undergo violent coughing fits when eating) and still feels physically weaker to this day, and my Mom, whose sense of taste permanently changed making her occasionally taste reasonably salted dishes as vastly oversalted and finding sour cream and other types of dairy intolerable and now will randomly experience an overwhelming smell of onions for a few minutes, manage to still believe that covid was a hoax

they added skibidi toilet and sonic the hedgehog to pubg

in one of the player interview days for the lions you can hear The Black Parade playing in the background

I managed to get half of my packed shit in my car! i really underestimated how gigantic my mattress was but i made it work

my body hurts

this originally got autocorrected to "swearing" and that also would have been correct

I am sweating like a MOTHERFUCKER