Shout outs to the time @aescling was visiting my apartment and cooked chickpeas at 5 in the morning and burnt them so bad the smell woke me up
injury
i was once dicing a carrot and while trying to split the carrot down the middle it rolled and caused the knife to slice towards my hand and that sucked
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him