Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family

just found a lions fan whose twitter account is named "Among Us St. Brown"

https://xcancel.com/go_mi_111/status/1967203592378687940

I was so tired last night and then woke up after 3-4 hours of sleep while feeling perfectly well rested what the fuck is my body on right now

Perhaps we should have expected the country which uses nonsensical concepts like "inches" or "feet" or "miles" to make the most convoluted sport of all time

I'm not sure which is more convoluted, the C++ standard or the American football rulebook

when I was like 24 (or so? i don't remember) i mentioned to a friend of a mine that I always got headaches when I drank alcohol and she was like "maybe you're just dehydrated?"

and then i started drinking more water and it never happened again and also i started feeling a lot better and healthier what the fuck

It is crazy how I lived the majority of my life constantly dehydrated and never realized

I've felt slightly weird all day. I tried playing videogames but I don't feel up for it. I'm gonna lie down the rest of the night I think.

@aescling would you like to see pirate meowy

the chiefs genuinely looked bad, which means they are going to win the superbowl. fuck.

me when i eventually play Silksong and then complain it was too easy:
https://xcancel.com/spouons/status/1966911803948232890

the chiefs are going to look bad all season and make the superbowl again, aren't they

.....what are you trying to tell me Spotify

every morning I wake up and thank god I am not a bears fan

We went for it on fourth and goal when up by 24 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

bad officiating is good actually when it helps my home team

I missed the drive where we got a touchdown how are lions lookin

wait the mushroom guy in the mushroom level is part of a secret ending lmao?

Feeling under the weather today

The chills are here :(