Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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Joined Nov 2022
anyway, that was my biggest jump scare of 2025, and i've watched Weapons
70 minutes into my peak run: oooooh a "scoutmaster's bugle", i wonder what this does :)
Hi @monorail what is the point of Pandora's Lunchbox
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bekfast for dinner
I just got reported for being a contrarian I am so proud of this community
My toxic trait is that I really really like the Party Rock Anthem
i am normal and can be trusted with an entire block of cheddar cheese
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@wallhackio This world needs more Quagsire & Clodsire fan art where they're together
Maybe also Wooper & Paldean Wooper
I am normal and can be trusted with the aux cord
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good or bad: media piracy
Is "Escargot dipped in Frank's Red Hot sauce" an appropriate Scattegories answer for "Spicy Foods"
I use the wrong "its" in this toot I am going to report myself
If I owned a laserdisc I wouldn't even use it I would just admire it's opulence
Weapons, some minor spoilers, don't read if you want to watch it consider this an endorsement
- it was maybe a comedy actually? I laughed a lot in the second half of the film
- it got WEIRD in ways I didn't expect. The final act isn't embarrassed to get a little silly with it
- not yet quite sure what it was about. the perpetuation of abuse and how it comes at the cost of children, and the failure of social systems to catch these things and protect us? Some people have suggested it is an analogy for school shootings which probably makes more sense
- some unfortunate "kill your gays" in this one
- some police slander in it which is always welcome
Weapons was GREAT! I don't want to share my thoughts because it's best to go in blind lol
I'm about to watch Weapons :D
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The key words "MUST", "MUST NOT", "REQUIRED", "SHALL", "SHALL NOT", "SHOULD", "SHOULD NOT", "RECOMMENDED", "MAY", and "OPTIONAL" in this document are to be interpreted as described in RFC 2119.
1. You MUST NOT have any gods before me
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
