Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
I'm doing laundry but I haven't eaten yet so I'm pan-searing chicken without a shirt wish me luck
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For those who weren't aware, DEI stands for "DirEctional Influence" which is a mechanic from super smash bros melee for adjusting your knockback angle
Sherclod Holmes
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For those who weren't aware, DEI stands for "DirEctional Influence" which is a mechanic from super smash bros melee for adjusting your knockback angle
I don't know how speedrunners do it my heart rate was through the ROOF on the final five or so levels
I played with the level order shuffled so it was really funny that the final boss was the final level chosen lmaoooooo
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My parents did a thing while I was gone this weekend
Everyone meet Bumble!!
Oh shit new Lindsey Ellis video on the Lindsey Ellis YouTube channel
mmmm..... chicken...........
when your bible reference game is so esoteric that not even @aescling understood the reference
apparently mischievery is not a word
aim trainer video game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlADVB36fmM
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Who is the most powerful?
Who is the most powerful?
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six billion devices use Java
don't let yours be six billion and one.
Java.
Not even once.
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
