Bumby the Loaf @wallhackio@cat.family
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
The PS4 doesn't allow just-in-time compilation so you don't get the performance a modern javascript engine normally guarantees so on what planet is this a good idea
I think a lot about how Battlefield 1's menus were written in JavaScript so they could have their web developers build a videogame UI
my greatest character flaw is that I think ++ and -- is good syntax
has anyone ever made the joke of calling lesbian fanfiction "saph-fics" yet
Bumby the Loaf
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@garbados peopl. to the west of me (pacific whales) are perfectly capable of governance
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lawful pure lawful pervert lawful gooner
neutral pure neutral pervert neutral gooner
chaotic pure chaotic pervert chaotic gooner
lawful pure lawful pervert lawful gooner
neutral pure neutral pervert neutral gooner
chaotic pure chaotic pervert chaotic gooner
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Aesop Rock: writes insanely complex raps that can take ages to decipher and even then people still aren't fully sure what the fuck he was on about with some of those lines
Also Aesop Rock: drops a song about big construction vehicles
actual lawful/chaotic and perverted would be funnier
alignment chart but the axes are good/evil and perverted
so when do vaporeons sleep exactly
how the fuck do you spell "rorschach test"
what do you mean i can play Oxenfree using my parent's netflix account
wait when the hell did netflix add videogames
i can't believe that the robot cowboy WASN'T my favorite character in the game
Yes Man from Fallout New Vegas is one of the most funny and brilliant things I have ever seen in a story
also Vault 22 was the best damn thing in the whole game, it was so cool
spoilers, aesc do not read
also Hanlon Did Nothing Wrong
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
28+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
