Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
has anyone ever made the joke of calling lesbian fanfiction "saph-fics" yet
Sherclod Holmes
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@garbados peopl. to the west of me (pacific whales) are perfectly capable of governance
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lawful pure lawful pervert lawful gooner
neutral pure neutral pervert neutral gooner
chaotic pure chaotic pervert chaotic gooner
lawful pure lawful pervert lawful gooner
neutral pure neutral pervert neutral gooner
chaotic pure chaotic pervert chaotic gooner
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Aesop Rock: writes insanely complex raps that can take ages to decipher and even then people still aren't fully sure what the fuck he was on about with some of those lines
Also Aesop Rock: drops a song about big construction vehicles
actual lawful/chaotic and perverted would be funnier
alignment chart but the axes are good/evil and perverted
so when do vaporeons sleep exactly
how the fuck do you spell "rorschach test"
what do you mean i can play Oxenfree using my parent's netflix account
wait when the hell did netflix add videogames
i can't believe that the robot cowboy WASN'T my favorite character in the game
Yes Man from Fallout New Vegas is one of the most funny and brilliant things I have ever seen in a story
also Vault 22 was the best damn thing in the whole game, it was so cool
spoilers, aesc do not read
also Hanlon Did Nothing Wrong
If Cass didn't like the NCR as much she would be perfect
I finished New Vegas! It was quite good. I feel very conflicted about the choices I made. Also, Cass my beloved
one of my old man opinions is that i miss cool videogame instruction booklets
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@wallhackio why does this make him look more naked
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
