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If you have not watched the movie Bodies Bodies Bodies then this is your sign to watch it right now. Or else.

Breaking: Experts predict Vaporeon superintelligence by 2026

Every time I go to the kitchen for lunch Freya starts rubbing against my legs and begging me for food, and it's like.

Freya. Darling. I am eating cornbread. You won't like that

For anyone confused on the pronunciation, the g in "regex" is pronounced like the g in "gif"

Superman, spoilers 

Superman thoughts

  • it was pretty good
  • it's a Dog Movie which is cool
  • no origin story it gets right into it, thank fuck
  • co-opting the image of Superman into a pro-palestinian one was very surprising
  • the emotional beats hit
  • after years of terrible action in marvel movies it was refreshing to see competent action in a big-budget superhero movie
  • I have never heard of Mr Terrific before but now I am his biggest fan

Shout outs to the little girl I overheard in the produce aisle who slowly read out the word "cucumber" on a sign and then said "but these look like pickles!"

re: Superman, spoilers 

I had heard that Superman was metaphorically pro-palestinian in this movie but I didn't expect it to be so unsubtle about it

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re: Superman, spoilers 

OH and supergirl's cameo was a top-tier superhero cameo, looking forward to that movie now

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Superman, spoilers 

Superman thoughts

  • it was pretty good
  • it's a Dog Movie which is cool
  • no origin story it gets right into it, thank fuck
  • co-opting the image of Superman into a pro-palestinian one was very surprising
  • the emotional beats hit
  • after years of terrible action in marvel movies it was refreshing to see competent action in a big-budget superhero movie
  • I have never heard of Mr Terrific before but now I am his biggest fan

sharing this thread from tumblr or somewhere because the world needs to agree with it

Movie trailer summary for Superman:

  • they're making a sequel to Disney's Freaky Friday, which itself was a remake
  • Now You See Me 3
  • A Cat in the Hat adaptation? Remake?
  • Leonardo DiCaprio is starring in a Taken ripoff (or at least, a movie being advertised as a Taken ripoff)

Why are they making a Freaky Friday sequel. Literally who asked

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@vaporeon_ I'm convinced. I will now invest $100000000000000000000000000000000000 dollars in Vaporeon

my phone is dead and charging so you will never see this but freya is sleeping on her belly with her limbs tucked in so she looks like a slug and it is truly a wondrous thing

freya just cuddled with me for like two hours and then she left and i walked to my computer and now she is whining for more attention.

her greed sickens me

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