sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
do jellyfish have hobbies? or do they just. sit there
for all the turtle enjoyers out there:
https://x.com/umigame_kouen/status/1938126816054808840
Clodboy's Worst Art Opinions:
- The Godfather is not that great of a film
- Subnautica has one of the best stories ever told in a videogame
- Dark Souls 1 is an above-average videogame at best
- Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse is a comfortably above-average film and the sequel deserves the praise that the first film gets
- Black Panther: Wakanda Forever is the best Marvel movie
- Rocky II is the best Rocky movie and Rocky V is not the worst Rocky movie
- Die Lit is one of the best rap albums ever made
keep in mind they watched every single marvel movie that has ever released in theatres, expect that one. because "they just weren't interested" in it
shout outs to the time we lost bar trivia by a single point because my racist cousins didn't watch black panther 2
stardew valley
can somebody give a hint of what to do with the War Momento
stardew valley
why sell 100 truffle oils for $149,100 when you can save them. just in case
i love ranting about Bad Discourse That Annoyed Me Specifically, one of my favorite activities
@aescling get a working microphone challenge
stardew valley
how do i catch void salmon
i would literally learn to lose my attachment to all earthly possessions and reach nirvana if it meant i could then be able to float in midair, if required, to get functioning AC
(this may or may not correlate with me being in a heat wave)
sometimes water is so fuckin good
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c++
i am starting to think that c++ value categories are the most challenging concept ever created by man
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C++ does not fit into my brain
Just let me program C like Kernighan & Ritchie intended
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@wallhackio Clodsire, watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVrt8M1N_LU (it's a Pokémon animation, many Clodsires)
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
i can't believe i took this long to start listening to Lil Simz everything i've heard from her is really fuckin good
heat wave
The contractors who were supposed to arrive today to fix my AC are still not here. I'm starting to get worried
it is coming. for your pasta
https://x.com/petopeto_toro/status/1937153725698818064
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
