sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
i love ranting about Bad Discourse That Annoyed Me Specifically, one of my favorite activities
@aescling get a working microphone challenge
stardew valley
how do i catch void salmon
i would literally learn to lose my attachment to all earthly possessions and reach nirvana if it meant i could then be able to float in midair, if required, to get functioning AC
(this may or may not correlate with me being in a heat wave)
sometimes water is so fuckin good
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c++
i am starting to think that c++ value categories are the most challenging concept ever created by man
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C++ does not fit into my brain
Just let me program C like Kernighan & Ritchie intended
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@wallhackio Clodsire, watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVrt8M1N_LU (it's a Pokémon animation, many Clodsires)
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
i can't believe i took this long to start listening to Lil Simz everything i've heard from her is really fuckin good
heat wave
The contractors who were supposed to arrive today to fix my AC are still not here. I'm starting to get worried
it is coming. for your pasta
https://x.com/petopeto_toro/status/1937153725698818064
that is a HELL of a back-to-back if you have mommy issues, which i may or may not have
Shouts out to the day I watched Hereditary and then immediately my mom popped in Bong Joon Ho's Mother and asked if I wanted to watch so then I watched Mother
Forgot how much I loved City of God! And maybe Interstellar, the only nolan film that i really love
probably will add everything everywhere all at once
I've been trying to make my own list but apparently there are only Three Good Movies
the cigarette box was malboro brand but the two cigarettes in it were camel brand. what is going on
this is like the fuckin pineapple from how i met your mother it is driving me crazy
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
