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It's Sunday so now is your time to offer a weekly prayer to the Big Ass Dandelion:

It's Sunday so now is your time to offer a weekly prayer to the Big Ass Dandelion:

Chicago's not beating the bad driver allegations any time soon

shout outs to the time I told @Lady that a song she recommended was "boring" and then she said that I "don't know how to listen to music"

Oh, to be a marmot getting to experience the foam maker

anyone who plays stardew valley: how do I get a rabbit's foot? do i need to let my rabbits outside?

The intersection of players who would play Stardew Valley long enough to unlock Jumino Cart and players who would actually care to beat the progression mode has to be, like, 3 players

stardew valley 

Official Girlfriend Power Rankings update:

how much swag do i got (a million)/
you ain't fancy, son (squilliam)

her: you better not be a gigantic wooper judging captain falcon's gameplay

literally me:

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Americans be like: bro you gotta try Texas bbq. trust me man North Calabama fried chicken hits different. you haven’t lived until you had Texarkana country fried ranch style steak. you gotta try Southeastern Tenhio grilled pork cheese. you have to try some Jurglylina deep fried pork beef bbq style sandwich some day. biting into a Wyobraskidaholangihiochillvania roasted deep grilled breaded mustard braised Cajun style buttermeat pork-style burgered pickle will give your worthless life value

pretty amazing what a nice haircut can accomplish for one's mental health

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in the furry alt universe my friends hate going to the beach with me because if they complain about sand in their shorts i say "oh no did you get Sands Under Tail?"

do not underestimate my ability to fuck up a screen protector

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