Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
It's Sunday so now is your time to offer a weekly prayer to the Big Ass Dandelion:
Chicago's not beating the bad driver allegations any time soon
shout outs to the time I told @Lady that a song she recommended was "boring" and then she said that I "don't know how to listen to music"
Oh, to be a marmot getting to experience the foam maker
anyone who plays stardew valley: how do I get a rabbit's foot? do i need to let my rabbits outside?
The intersection of players who would play Stardew Valley long enough to unlock Jumino Cart and players who would actually care to beat the progression mode has to be, like, 3 players
how much swag do i got (a million)/
you ain't fancy, son (squilliam)
her: you better not be a gigantic wooper judging captain falcon's gameplay
literally me:
Big Clod, Tiny 🎈
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Americans be like: bro you gotta try Texas bbq. trust me man North Calabama fried chicken hits different. you haven’t lived until you had Texarkana country fried ranch style steak. you gotta try Southeastern Tenhio grilled pork cheese. you have to try some Jurglylina deep fried pork beef bbq style sandwich some day. biting into a Wyobraskidaholangihiochillvania roasted deep grilled breaded mustard braised Cajun style buttermeat pork-style burgered pickle will give your worthless life value
pretty amazing what a nice haircut can accomplish for one's mental health
Big Clod, Tiny 🎈
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in the furry alt universe my friends hate going to the beach with me because if they complain about sand in their shorts i say "oh no did you get Sands Under Tail?"
do not underestimate my ability to fuck up a screen protector
jumino cart has ruined my life
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
