Advent of Clod @wallhackio@cat.family
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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Americans be like: bro you gotta try Texas bbq. trust me man North Calabama fried chicken hits different. you haven’t lived until you had Texarkana country fried ranch style steak. you gotta try Southeastern Tenhio grilled pork cheese. you have to try some Jurglylina deep fried pork beef bbq style sandwich some day. biting into a Wyobraskidaholangihiochillvania roasted deep grilled breaded mustard braised Cajun style buttermeat pork-style burgered pickle will give your worthless life value
pretty amazing what a nice haircut can accomplish for one's mental health
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in the furry alt universe my friends hate going to the beach with me because if they complain about sand in their shorts i say "oh no did you get Sands Under Tail?"
do not underestimate my ability to fuck up a screen protector
jumino cart has ruined my life
@monorail holly glaceon:
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@The_T probably not; goto considered harmful :P
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stardew valley, very minor spoilers
don't ask me how long it took me to find Lewis's "lucky shorts" 
i am very bad at chess when i am on 3 hours of sleep and have a headache
dont ever play stardew valley this game is digital crack
hi, if you can read this then you are cute
super smash bros ultimate is one of my favorite videogames of all time, and also i kind of hate it
its so weird that blobfish are real
the steve player died at 34% center stage while the mario was in disadvantage.......
super smash bros ultimate is so fucked up
https://fxtwitter.com/Kurama_Smash/status/1931414912120832453
stardew valley, spoilers?
so this game is a rougelike dungeoncrawler disguised as a farming simulator?
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
28+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
