sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
currently regretting all of my life choices
im gonna watch Sinners tonight methinks
can anyone tell me what the difference between carriage return (U+000D), line feed (U+000A), and next line (U+0085) are
sherclod holmes
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™ supreme goblin 
sherclod holmes
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new slur for non-binary people
centrist
never mind a senior dev fixed it for me it was easy mode in a trench coat
I am getting an error message from a Maven plugin that does not exist anywhere in the plugin's source code and searching the error message on Google yields 0 results I am programming in hard mode
Currently thinking about the time my youngest sibling explained the "ligma" joke to my dad. After the punch line, there was a prolonged, solemn silence, after which my Dad uttered "That's inappropriate."
who would win a fight?
sherclod holmes
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my colleagues in undergrad would call me "Mr. Integral" because I enjoyed solving integrals so much
i got nerd sniped very hard by a challenging integral the other day
XML configuration will be the death of me today.
her: you better not be the dancing teensie from the rayman 3 credits
me:
GIF
Man, I Love caFeine
sherclod holmes
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re: all caps
@wallhackio god furbid i gain the ire of a clod on fire
at least while grass type
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
