clodboy @wallhackio@cat.family
yeehaw enthusiast
movie/animation/anime fan. videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clod boy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
I am getting an error message from a Maven plugin that does not exist anywhere in the plugin's source code and searching the error message on Google yields 0 results I am programming in hard mode
Currently thinking about the time my youngest sibling explained the "ligma" joke to my dad. After the punch line, there was a prolonged, solemn silence, after which my Dad uttered "That's inappropriate."
who would win a fight?
clodboy
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my colleagues in undergrad would call me "Mr. Integral" because I enjoyed solving integrals so much
i got nerd sniped very hard by a challenging integral the other day
XML configuration will be the death of me today.
her: you better not be the dancing teensie from the rayman 3 credits
me:
Man, I Love caFeine
clodboy
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re: all caps
@wallhackio god furbid i gain the ire of a clod on fire
at least while grass type
all caps
HEY
I DONT WORK HERE
AND IF I DID
I WOULDN'T SELL YOU SHIT
i am software eggineer
listening to playboi carti makes me feel like the dancing teensie from the rayman 3 credits
clodboy
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Before posting anything, always subject your post to the Socrates' Triple Filter Test. Ask yourself:
1. Is the post I'm about to make true?
2. Is the post I'm about to make good?
3. Is the post I'm about to make useful?
Only if you've answered "No" to all three can you click the "Send post" button 
the fact that avocados are incredibly good for you is probably the best justification for worshipping god
the new pfp is eggceptional, thank you @vaporeon_
yeehaw enthusiast
movie/animation/anime fan. videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clod boy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
