clodboy cowdsire @wallhackio@cat.family

FUCK there is a much better solution in the comments

just got nerd sniped very hard by https://codegolf.stackexchange.com/questions/160438/facey-mcfaceface:

@Lady as a former physicist I think I have no choice but to agree

Starting to realize that @Lady thinks math majors are useless

Coworker: I like to call Groovy "half-assed Java". Is that a mean thing to say?

Senior Dev: Actually, it's a superset of Java so it's double-ass.

Shouts out to the c program which draws a circle in ASCII art in a comment and calculates pi by reflexively parsing its own source code

This took an infuriating amount of time to debug

Groovy is supposed to be a superset of Java but there are situations where that isn't true. For one thing, the syntax which initializes an array in Java ({ 1, 2, 3 }) is syntactically ambiguous with something groovy made up called "closures" that I am not going to explain, but only if the array has a single element. If there are multiple elements the syntax is not ambiguous and things are fine

Because of this I passed a closure to something written in Java that expected an array of strings BUT IT DID NOT THROW AN EXCEPTION???????

I wish y'all could understand how scuffed the code I am writing is, it is glorious and stupid

So I've reached the rare situation where logging things to console is actually the right way to go about things

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX26KT_DGQw
can anyone with a degree in Time Signatures tell me if this is just a really spicy 4/4

what if you had c but you added objects and then it becomes something that actually isn't much like c at all, and also it sucks

when the coffee. is good :)

can i get a yeehaw

monads are...

I think c++ is actually worse than javascript in regards to the amount of Evil Language Features present

if there is a Coriander Green (™) then what is the premium satsu subscription called

i like the name "Satsu Azure" but i would prefer a color that refers to orange

shouts to the high schooler who played captain falcon in ssbu and played me in a tournament a long time ago and was much better than me and started going for troll falcon punches and i went 0-2. fuck you that ruined my day

white rice with a bunch of random bull shit in it is the way god intended lunch to be eaten