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@wallhackio i used to play a fighting game with 10 characters and there was as update that added 2. it was such a slog, i don't want to learn new matchups!!!

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I LOVE WRITING CODE THAT NOBODY UNDERSTANDS EXCEPT ME

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i LOVE incomprehensible c-style code shortcuts and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me

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@wallhackio matryoshka programming language

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templates are fucking Turing complete lmaooo

Them: You better not be coming in here with that bull shit

Me, coming in there with that bull shit:

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I'm sure there was a better way but I could not find it

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Imagine parsing an XML file contained in a zip file into a string and using regex to modify the XML and the writing over the previous archived XML file with said string to modify an existing XML file

I understand being upset about hiking videogame prices but if you account for inflation the cost of videogames has been more or less constant since the 1990's

Dunkey of all people has a really good video about this

Joseph Anderson finally uploaded a Witcher 3 review and it was on April Fools Day lmaoooooooooooo

Anyone want to summarize the Nintendo Direct for me

What an excellent day to have lost my raincoat

i am going to eat chili for dinner tonight. you may interpret this in whichever way you wish

can anyone with a degree in Gender explain to me why chili is masculine but sushi is feminine

"what is the difference between an interface and an abstract class in Java?"

"hold on give me a second" type type type type type

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One of my coworkers who is currently interviewing new candidates for our team is complaining about candidates who use chatgpt on a second monitor during interviews

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