sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
just found the greatest youtube comment of all time
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@coriander i regret ever allowing him here
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Caleb really out here trying to convince people that every Pokemon is a whale
my toxic trait is that i probably think Your Beloved Pokemon is ugly
discussion of severance season 1, it probably counts as spoilers (not sure)
I don't really care what the mystery of lumen is. the real horror of severance is how the workers in lumen are treated.
my hope is that all the crazy shit, the goats, the distrust sewn between different departments, the break room, all of it is is in service of something really innocuous. like company just makes bubblegum cards or something
genres which accurately describe severance:
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maple's posting corner
re: severance s1e1
DIRECTED BY BEN STILLER????
maybe moby dick is hailed as the great american novel because it is Very Racist
does anybody have an account for the oxford english dictionary online
also shout outs to this very distinguished work of art:
https://www.instagram.com/sierraw0324/p/CmBXSPfPrlX/?img_index=1
i cannot find art of clodsire wearing a cowboy hat what a terrible world we live in
I am really starting to love crosswords
should i get ufo 50
i'm pretty sure i could find a way to destroy a nokia phone. and i would do it on accident, too
i was a fucking menace in the lab. on the plus side i became extremely good at cleaning laboratory messes involves dangerous substances
shout outs to the time where my chemistry teacher told me he had never had a student break so many lab materials in his career
very good chance i'm getting ranked #1 globally on today's bongo
i don't know if she's popular yet but it seems like she's on the doorstep towards becoming a bonafide star
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
