sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
if @aescling comment on your post, it is our post now. sorry. i don't make the rules.
finally won a gold stake WITHOUT using photograph and hanging chad this is the hardest thing i have ever done in my life
buying an eternal rental eggb from the balatro shop. just to feel something
Shout outs to that time when I was at Cornell University and I worked at the dining hall and met a chef in the kitchen who was a former chef for Donald Trump, and the first thing he insisted on making sure I understand was that Donald Trump was the worst human being he ever met
there's something poetic about how Drake said he was "one away from Michael [Jackson]" and then Kendrick's superb owl performance is now the most-watched superb owl performance of all time, beating the record formerly held by Michael Jackson
shouts outs to the time google stopped using "don't be evil" as their mantra
also, in other news:
https://x.com/PopBase/status/1889092034213843201
hopefully they have the lusty argonian maid as well i've heard that's a classic
i've been looking for a new game so i bought this walking simulator i've known about for years called "The Longing" where you win the game after 400 in-game days pass, and the game passes time in real time but only when the game is active
I open the game and immediately at the start, if you walk to your left, is a bookshelf containing a book and if you open it it is the entirety of moby dick
lazer dim 700 is what 100 gecs must sound like to people who don't get 100 gecs
sherclod holmes
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@aescling @wallhackio Wait you're not diagnosed?
fantano gave how i'm feeling now and 8 and charli a 9 what a fraud. objectively wrong taste. i'm going to meijer to buy a red flannel so i can rank him a light 3
come to think i only hang out with white people these days
anyone wanna give me their apple tv credentials so i can watch severance
I have now collected two members of the monorail system I am now close to 100% completion of glitchcat
you know my little brother hangs out with too many white people because he told me he heard that the superbowl performance was mid
mmmmmm devil's tea
what the hell is a salamander
just saw an Onion video that used a GarageBand loop @aescling and I used for an old home movie we made way back in ye olden days (the early 2010's)
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
