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there's something poetic about how Drake said he was "one away from Michael [Jackson]" and then Kendrick's superb owl performance is now the most-watched superb owl performance of all time, beating the record formerly held by Michael Jackson

shouts outs to the time google stopped using "don't be evil" as their mantra

also, in other news:
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hopefully they have the lusty argonian maid as well i've heard that's a classic

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i've been looking for a new game so i bought this walking simulator i've known about for years called "The Longing" where you win the game after 400 in-game days pass, and the game passes time in real time but only when the game is active

I open the game and immediately at the start, if you walk to your left, is a bookshelf containing a book and if you open it it is the entirety of moby dick

lazer dim 700 is what 100 gecs must sound like to people who don't get 100 gecs

fantano gave how i'm feeling now and 8 and charli a 9 what a fraud. objectively wrong taste. i'm going to meijer to buy a red flannel so i can rank him a light 3

come to think i only hang out with white people these days

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anyone wanna give me their apple tv credentials so i can watch severance

I have now collected two members of the monorail system I am now close to 100% completion of glitchcat

you know my little brother hangs out with too many white people because he told me he heard that the superbowl performance was mid

just saw an Onion video that used a GarageBand loop @aescling and I used for an old home movie we made way back in ye olden days (the early 2010's)

has any analyst explained why kendrick's stage looked like playstation

my toxic trait is that i play videogames with incredible atmosphere just to mute the game music and play my own

there are a lot of annoying people who will tell you that outer wilds is the greatest game ever made and i am one of them

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this is your daily reminder to play outer wilds if you haven't yet

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