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Kendrick: "Peekaboo, eighty-pointers like a Kobe game/Peekaboo, 7.62s'll make 'em plank"

Dad: "A 7.62 is a type of gun"

Mom: "oh" :(

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Mom: "wow the dancers are in red white and blue I like that :)"

"walking though new Orleans with the etiquette of LA yellin'..."

Bro, the Lions would have shat on this Chiefs team 😭

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i'm genuinely planning to watch kdot's performance tonight and then dip. i really don't care who wins. eagles would be preferable to chiefs i guess but i still don't care for either team

just saw a twitter shitpost that was genuinely useful educational material about how type 1 diabetes works

Just saw an ad for perfume that played Daft Punk's Veridis Quo in the background

clodsire is a w _ _ _ _:

@coriander dude i will stand in a line twice as long if i get to use the self checkout

wow some decent weather we're having today (it is 29 degrees outside)

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