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Why is it that, when I get only a few hours sleep, I wake up and feel wide awake. But if I get a regular night of sleep, I wake up schbelpy

Fortnite added a cybertruck to the game and it caused regular crashes so it has been temporarily removed and i think that is very funny

Where were you when they announced that Michael Bay is in talks to develop a skibidi toilet movie and television show adaptation

It ends up that you have to visit the University of Michigan campus during an art fair to get pho at 9:30pm on a Tuesday

Just added one line of code to make one of my algorithms 100x faster lmao

is moving to a new apartment gay?

It's pretty funny that, now that @aescling moved in with y'all, I'm seeing longer and longer threads on this instance. Don't y'all talk in person lmao

Do you have to have sex to be a slut?

@aescling since this was boosted, i feel like it isn't weird for me to like my own post now

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I bought her some beef jerky as a gift. I also fed her lots of treats, and even gave her a small handful of food so she'd stop begging.

Now she's voraciously licking my hand because she smells the pizza that I ate earlier. Just insatiable

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I went to a bar last night and then walked to a speedway to drunkenly purchase a personal pizza at 1:30am and my credit card declined the purchase for suspicious activity

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📟🐱 GlitchCat

A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.