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It ends up that you have to visit the University of Michigan campus during an art fair to get pho at 9:30pm on a Tuesday

Just added one line of code to make one of my algorithms 100x faster lmao

is moving to a new apartment gay?

It's pretty funny that, now that @aescling moved in with y'all, I'm seeing longer and longer threads on this instance. Don't y'all talk in person lmao

not a single slut on this instance voted on this 😞

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Do you have to have sex to be a slut?

@aescling since this was boosted, i feel like it isn't weird for me to like my own post now

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I bought her some beef jerky as a gift. I also fed her lots of treats, and even gave her a small handful of food so she'd stop begging.

Now she's voraciously licking my hand because she smells the pizza that I ate earlier. Just insatiable

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I went to a bar last night and then walked to a speedway to drunkenly purchase a personal pizza at 1:30am and my credit card declined the purchase for suspicious activity

Now that she has lost some weight she is back to her ravenous, begging self. I guess her natural state is one of a little chonk

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I really liked Tears of the Kingdom but I also never want to play it again. I have never felt this way about a videogame before.

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I really wonder if, had I played Breath of the Wild, whether I would have enjoyed Tears of the Kingdom

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📟🐱 GlitchCat

A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.