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In the beginning the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ created the biscuits and purrs. And its biscuits were without form, and it was a void, and darkness was upon the face of the kitty. And the Spirit of the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ moved away upon facing the waters. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ said, “let me be kitty”. And it was kitty. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ saw that it was kitty, that it was a good kitty: and the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ divided the light away from the darkness of its fur. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ called the light Gay, and the darkness it called also Gay. And the evening and the murring were the first gay.

Ghost Trick gets my full recommendation to everyone on earth, since 1) it is very good, and 2) it is available for $20 for nearly every imaginable platform and 3) there is a free demo for it on all of these platforms

Please give me a linear action game with Samus by the same development team she was so cool in Dread

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my Hot Take of the Day is that Metroid Dread was a decent action game needlessly trapped in the conventions of a metroidvania

the airport
the airport
THE AIRPOOOORT
THE AIRPOOOORT

Which is better?

Who would win in a fight?

There is a gap between me and the person sitting next to me. It is the only unoccupied seat on the entire plane

This is the greatest day of my life

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Why is the chick fil a open

Why am I in line at the chick fil a at 7am

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Why are there so many other people at the airport on a Friday at 6am

Who are you people

Kendrick performed Not Like Us four times in a row 😭😭😭

Which is better?

@aescling might be the smartest person I know, but for some reason I always lose brain cells when I talk to her

pick one

Just got hit with a big blast of the 1pm shleepy

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