Sherklod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the klodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"I just hate you so much" ~coriander
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
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Twilight Princess endgame
@rockario and THEN she turns milfy
my little brother quit his evil corporate job!!!!
@coriander this is one of those images that make me log off and go to bed except it's too early so now I don't know what to do
What's a good way I could get my hands on some scotch bonnets as an east coast american?
re: cursed poll about bodily... stuff in consumables
@lapis THIS SHIT WONT LEAVE MY FUCKING MENTIONS
@coriander it is well-known that the goblin class has a fine motor debuff
re: Cat picture
@Lucy wait you have CHICKENS?????
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@wallhackio I just hate you so much
despite being a millennial, coriander is pretty cool
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The reason I only read genre fiction is because regular books all sound like this, too me
@coriander pretentious but true
just got attacked by the sleepies
@Thomas if I die, I die
@Thomas I want a Dodge Viper from Gran Turismo 1 on the playstation
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getting hungry but cat is lying on me
it sucks that civ 6 cleopatra is so hot given that her AI almost always chooses fascism in the late game
the klodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"I just hate you so much" ~coriander
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
