Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@vaporeon_ it is. it is super crunchy on the outside and creamy on the inside and tastes wonderful with spicy sauce 
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re: replying almost a goddamn entire year later
That’s a lot of coffee. @vaporeon_ not sure
i have a soup in the freezer
i could make a sandwich if my roommates could donate bread to me (i ate all of my bread and haven't made any new bread)
i have some fried tofu in the fridge so i could add that to rice with a makeshift sauce
i have some tomatoes i need to eat before they get bad so i could add that
hm, Shit With Rice seems to make the most sense
what if i ate food?
re: replying almost a goddamn entire year later
@aescling @coriander @amy hello year-late glaceon, how are you
slay the spire
I FORGOT TO TAKE THE RED KEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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@Thomas no wrong choice here
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@vaporeon_ there was an owl in my younger sister's backyard and it has some angry opinions at some creature in a nearby tree but i unfortunately wasn't able to see it
@monorail i literally did shit like this while making my badge 💀
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@lapis sending my energy
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Complete NYT Crossword Spoiler for 2026-10-18
new contender for the most ridiculous crossword clue i have ever seen
@cam gandalf the gay
Eminem and Kid Rock released a Christian rap song two days ago
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Sidney Crosby has discovered the radiator.
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
