Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@vaporeon_ @hex works for me!
Complete NYT Crossword Spoiler for 2026-10-18
new contender for the most ridiculous crossword clue i have ever seen
@cam yeeeeees you get it
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@SportsGoblin horrible timeline
@holly fuck yeah
@cam @coriander aw man ive always wanted to go there!!
@SportsGoblin sometimes life is good
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She's leaning against my legs and also staring at me like she's daring me to do something about it
@coriander it turned out that my fate was soup for breakfast
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@lapis oh no, I'm sorry to hear that :(
I am sending you my energy
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@vaporeon_ night night!!
vaporeon is a cat, fish, fennec, wooly mammoth, and elephant all hiding in a vaporeon-shaped trench coat
@vaporeon_ its not, apparently, but i dont actually know who it is supposed to refer to 💀
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
