Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
re: sportsball
@coriander the standard is the standard.
@aescling I read it as platonic but I totally get it and this is Tobiathan Foxworth we're talking about so who knows
re: sportsball
@coriander https://youtu.be/_h_pQ1-5iQg welcome to today's lucky 10000!
sportsball
the steelers have been winless ever since mike tomlin revealed his minecraft city
@lapis ate some eggplant parmesan for breakfast and took a walk in some hot-ass weather and am now chilling
@lapis clod morn
@baronvonjace what's your favorite version?
Sherclod Holmes
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re: Food I need in my life (link to wikipedia article)
@lapis ooh yummy
@The_T It was extremely confusing and sometimes hard-to-follow so I understand why that happened
@The_T Final Cut
I just watched Blade Runner and what I didn't expect was just how fucking weird it was
Sherclod Holmes
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he is absolutely fascinated by the Kirkland Signature SAE 0W-20 Full Synthetic Motor Oil
@soft i thought you were the soft
Sherclod Holmes
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Little bugger! That's the dog's kibble bowl.
It is hilarious to me that basil and other such plants have that strong, herbacious flavor to ward off pests from eating it but this has resulted in 0 protection against the species that drinks alcohol, a literal toxin, for fun
@lapis 🍅🍆🧄🧀🌿 
okie doke
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
