Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@anime_reference yeah. My dad did a lot of work for TI as a side gig (he was a high school math teacher) so we always had all of the required cables lying around at home
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@anime_reference I played the shit out of bubble bobble in high school because of the shockingly good port to the TI-84 someone made
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6 programming resolutions
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problematic thigh gap
A Midsummers Night Dream was absolutely hilarious
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@wallhackio he's so fucking important
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@Lady I told her that it's somewhat like twitter but a large fraction of the userbase both programs and is gay
I'm explaining mastodon to my younger sister and haven't scared her off yet
sportsball
the lions play in less than 24 hours RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Happy Caturday! Here's a picture of Trixie from when she was just a little kitty (she's still a little kitty but she was then, too)
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@Spikiii@tech.lgbt THIS HAT
IS THE COWBOY HAT
THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS
@cam good morning cam
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the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
