Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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Joined Nov 2022
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@wallhackio omg this creachur
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@wallhackio my steak is too damn lucy
my steak is too damn juicy
sportsball
Lions play in three days RAHHHHHHHHHH
@coriander okay, you've got a germ, but what's a germ to a goblin?
@alyssa they moved recently and I haven't seen their new house yet so this should be fun
@alyssa yeehaw town! (Nashville)
re: barely related
@sudo_EatPant I don't know much about One Piece but that sounds like a good thing
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@wallhackio "bumbydaloaf" is a good username, and if we take "da" as being a middle name, we get "Bumby D. Loaf" as a full name, meaning that bumby has the Will Of D (from one piece)
my commit message etiquette is... questionable to say the least
@alyssa visiting siblings in Tennessee 🪕
Gonna be heading to the airport in an hour 
clod morning
@rockario I didn't even realize until now that it was Christmas-themed. I just thought it was Rockario-themed
@cam ITS BEEN A WHOLE YEAR?????
@amy you can always trust someone named caleb to have a good take
@holly GOOD LUCK!!!!
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
