Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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Joined Nov 2022
@vaporeon_ @aescling I can only pick one option 
@vaporeon_ hello blue and small whale
there is only one good thing on LinkedIn and it's the fact that the inventor of JSON follows me there
Sherclod Holmes
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@wallhackio “just add water” style pancake mix
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@Lucy two of my siblings took it and got a red michigan so i just might be Weird
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@holly right????
as a michigander for the vast majority of my life i am troubled by this result
@aschmitz ooh I always wanted to make hardtack sometime
re: deltarune ch 3
I said a lot of very rude things towards the game while attempting this
deltarune ch 3
I missed 0 notes on difficult mode. This was a lot harder than I expected
Sherclod Holmes
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Sherclod Holmes
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the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
