Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@coriander is apples to apples also an activity
@coriander i just started playing this game and i just wanted to let you know that you were so right
@hoja :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((
is The Message from Deep Space playable if you turn off hinting dialogue?
@IntrepidVector @aescling @amy the miscellamy
@amy hellooo it's me, one of the others
@cam I am genuinely curious if rowan has any psychoanalytic insight on your dream
@lapis reported.
@lapis oh that can happen? I've never heard of that kind of tomato allergy before
@coriander somehow found this again. reported for having good taste
@The_T @vaporeon_ it is 275 days later but I finally did it
@lapis boooooooooooooooo throws tomato at you
This is a thread of posts I would pin to my profile if they weren't written by other users
@cam this is one of my favorite things on this web site
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
I had a dream that there were random popups on efdn, like those site games where there will randomly be a pokemon in the sidebar or whatever and you can catch it. except these were being displayed in real time to all users and anyone had the potential to be the first to click on it.
the popups were not pokemon. there was a singular type of popup and it was literally just the text “fat cock award” displayed in times new roman font on the side of the screen. and somehow, despite not being on efdn, @wallhackio kept fucking sniping me and stealing the fat cock award before I could nab it
@The_T how do they smell
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
