Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
farm fresh tomatoes :DDDDDDD
ulster county "I Voted" sticker
@amy its me. i am the media literacy crisis
@amy is there an actual macklemore jukebox musical or is this a shitpost
@amy wait what
@vaporeon_ whoever said that has never worked on a project more complicated than hello world
@lapis ah ok it makes sense now thank you 
@lapis I am sorry but I do not know what these things are
the boy has CLAWS owie
@vaporeon_ @niki like touching a frog but also tingly
@vaporeon_ looks kind of rain world adjacent. lots of punishing survival gameplay with a little woobie player character
@coriander I am almost certain you have already seen this but too bad https://youtu.be/25IhfWRO4Rk?is=-lqDURguWYM8AohA
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
@rockario it's true
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
Bumby the Loaf
@Satsuma I don't know what it is, it is not large, it is normal black and yellow, it could be a bee
NIGHTMARE levels of humidity today
@Satsuma not mud dauber
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
