Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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@vaporeon_ this blog post seems fairly reliable, they cite a lot of sources: https://grammarphobia.com/blog/2016/06/shoppe.html
@vaporeon_ yeah there's a chain of retail stores in the states called CVS
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jimmy neutron is actually composed of three jimmy quarks, held together by a james bond
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Sex work? I sure hope it does!
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Everyone on the internet (not you if you can read this [except caleb]) is so fucking exhausting
@cam i was looking at my bookmarks for something and stumbled across this work of art
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@cam so glad i bookmarked this one
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@coriander on paper I like it but it practice it was very disappointing to me
hey @coriander how did you feel about the fuckin island in rdr2
@cam fuck yeah
@coriander is this canon
@niki 1 of every 3 mastodon users pick the wrong fucking option
I've heard so many siivagunner rips of the dk rap that the original sounds weird to me now
re: lewd, bad
@aescling delet this
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
